I AM SHOCKED!! APPALLED!! DISGUSTED!! MORTIFIED!! I'M OUT OF LUBE... NOW I NEED TO IMPROVISE AND I HAVE TO USE MAYO LIKE SOME KIND OF FREAKIN SAVAGE!

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I AM SHOCKED!! APPALLED!! DISGUSTED!! MORTIFIED!! I'm out of lube... Now I need to improvise and I have to use Mayo like some kind of freakin savage! advanced search: